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Relay Story:Picard's chair
« on: Tue May 13, 2003 14:19 » 		    Reply with quote

Since theres two relay stories in Voyager why some stories in the others??

I'll start this one........

Picard enters his quaters and sat down in his chair with a book in his hands ready to do some reading......

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« on: Tue May 13, 2003 15:36 » 		    Reply with quote

and then he orders a cup of earl grey......

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« on: Tue May 13, 2003 15:42 » 		    Reply with quote

when he realised that there is something funny about his chair.It is to ...to .......its a water chair???!!!!!!!!!!! He jumps up in surprised and looks at his chair.

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« on: Tue May 13, 2003 16:35 » 		    Reply with quote

suddenly...borg implants are seen sprouting out from the chair...

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« on: Tue May 13, 2003 19:40 » 		    Reply with quote

Borg again?!?

Picard oooooo's at the chair as the implants from spuds. He sits down and they gently massage his body, while the water chair automatically fits his back and posture.....He then comments, "Nechayeve should really get one'a these!".

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« on: Tue May 13, 2003 20:50 » 		    Reply with quote

as he starts to relax....the comm sounded

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« on: Wed May 14, 2003 09:28 » 		    Reply with quote

Picard: D**n do they have to call me now?"
He taps his combadge "Picard here"
"Captain we have detected borg implants somewhere on this ship and those implants seemed to be coming from your room."
"There dosen't seemed to be anything wrong in my room."Picard says with a tinge of irritation.

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data"sir,you really need to get out of your ready room now,sensors have detected a borg foetus chamber inside and it is giving out a signal, we are trying to mask it right now...."
picard"good lord....boy are we in trouble"

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The commbadge chirps back, "Err, sir? They're positioned underneath your as... I mean buttocks." Picard chuckles and says, "Oh, those are just implants that are massaging me..." Picard soon lapses into a deep tranquil sleep.

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the person over the comm:"sir wake up,wake up....we have a emergency!!!"now speaking to riker:"sir i cannot wake the captain.."
Riker:"now let me try...picard your momma just jumped out of her grave and did a vulcan nerve pinch on your dead dad."
still no respond
Riker:"all right,ensign....play the standard borg greeting to the readyroom"

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« on: Thu May 15, 2003 07:16 » 		    Reply with quote

"Aye, Sir!" replied Ensign Ro. She taps on her ops panels to play a sound clip in Capt Ready Room ... "Live long & prosper ..."

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« on: Thu May 15, 2003 12:00 » 		    Reply with quote

"No, you doofus! Not that!", Riker blasts.

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"How u expect me 2 know," Ensign Ro looked back. "I'm a Bajoran, not a Borg, man."

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riker:"did you went throught basic LCARS command controls?"
Bajoran:"umh...yes...yar why"
Riker:"are you sure...."

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« on: Thu May 15, 2003 16:41 » 		    Reply with quote

Meanwhile Picard is enjoying his sleep and refuse to wake up.
Picard mummers..."I haven't had a good sleep for such a long time.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Borg implants in his head"Sleep dear picard cause we will soon ......."

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